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Your AI-built app, out of the ER.

You built something real with AI. Customers, revenue, momentum. Then it got too big for the prompt. We're senior engineers who untangle apps that AI wrote, make them stable, and get you shipping again. No judgment. It got you here.

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Sound familiar?

If you nodded at three or more of these, it's time for a professional opinion.

"Every new feature breaks two old ones."
"The AI says the bug is fixed. The bug is not fixed."
"Nobody on the team can explain how our login works."
"There are four copies of the same function. They differ."
"It's slow, and we don't know where or why."
"We're afraid to deploy on Fridays. Or any day."
The procedure

Triage. Surgery. Recovery.

Three stages. You can stop after any one of them and still walk away with something worth having.

Phase 1 · 1 week

Triage

A full review of your app: security holes, risks to your data, dead weight, and what's actually worth keeping. You get a written diagnosis and a plan in priority order.

Phase 2 · 2–6 weeks

Surgery

We fix the dangerous parts first: sign-in, payments, and anything that could corrupt your data. Then we untangle the structure, add tests, and set up releases you can trust.

Phase 3 · ongoing

Recovery

Keep shipping, with us alongside or with your own team on an app they finally understand. Your AI tools work better on clean code too.

We're not anti-AI. We build with it daily.

AI coding tools are genuinely great, and we use them on every project. The difference is over twenty-five years of knowing what real software needs: the structure, the guardrails, the boring discipline that keeps things healthy as they grow. AI plus senior judgment is the whole point.

✓

No rewrites unless necessary. Rescue first. A rewrite is the last resort, not the sales pitch.

✓

Riskiest things first. Security and data integrity before style points.

✓

You stay in the loop. Plain-English progress reports. You'll understand your own app again.